— Anonymous (via vaneshing)
- I can have sex with whoever I want
- Health care covered my birth control
- If a condom breaks I can go buy the morning after pill without showing ID
- It costs me $0 for STI tests
- If I got pregnant I could get an abortion
- I can marry anyone I want, whether they’re a boy or girl
That’s it. everybody go home. Pack your bags, we goin to canada. Even if they have bagged milk, idec rn
- Ceasar: tell me is there a special guy back home?
- you: no not really
- Ceasar: I don't believe it for a sec. Look at that face a pretty lady as you. Tell me
- you: well there is this one guy I've had a crush on forever.
- Ceasar: I tell you what, you go out there and you win this thing and when you get home he has to go out with you. Right folks ? HAHHAHA
- you: Thank but I don't think winning is going help me at all
- Ceasar: and why not
- you: because ... he's is fictional